ScotchONut
PREORDER: SHIPPING May!
The RETURN of the REVENGE of the INFAMOUS .....SCOTCH-O-NUT!
Hello friends! Are you sick and tired of all that ceramic cluttering up your mug collection? Is carefully balancing 11teen herbs and spices for a perfectly balanced tiki cocktail getting old? Well, be tired and sick no longer, pal. Introducing the Scotch-O-Nut!
Scotch-O-Nut features:
- Wiggle Eyes!
- Cries Real Tears of Scotch (when filled with scotch and tipped forward)!
- Virtually barely almost not entirely not unbreakable!
- With Addition of Extra Tape (not included) becomes a SWEET rod puppet!
Made of the finest Corinthian plastics (*CORINTH IS KNOWN FOR THEIR PLASTICS!) and screen printed with our Handsome Scotch-O-Nut logo, this Official Horror In Clay mug is sure to bring some much needed class to your home bar.
This April Fool's limited edition "Scotch-O-Nut" is an adorably insane idea from my friend Kaz of "When Ukeulele's Attack?!" and a loose homage to the Muppets and creature features. This durable plastic screen printed coconut is great for drinks by pool, and a silly gift for any tiki collectors. Definitely not a statement on consumerism of any kind.
Set Contains:
- 1 plastic "Scotch-O-Nut" lidded coconut mug.
Front: Awesome Plastic Wiggly Eyes
Back: "Official Horror In Clay Scotch-O-Nut" design